Funny things they say.....

Here are some of the funny things the girls have said recently:

On Valentines day we were on the way to school and we were trying to teach the girls the "Quiet Game". So we start the game and Leigha lasts all of about 3 seconds...she just cant help herself!
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Another conversation on the way to school:
Daddy: Are you going to eat everything today but fruit?
Kaiti: We dont eat butt fruit!!! That's yucky!
Enter hysterical laughter from mommy
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Kaiti looking at a field full of cows: "mommy! look at all those cantaloupes!!!!!"
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Leigha: "Mommy, cows eats grass."
Me: "Yes youre right they do!"
Kaiti: "That means theyre herbivores. We're herbivores."
Me: "We're omnivores, we eat meat and grass."
Taylor: "Not blue grass though...thats gross."

Meanwhile my mind hears - blue grass like music so I'm very confused

Me: "Why would you eat blue grass?"
Taylor: " I dont - its gross! Gimme some red grass and I'm all over it!"

LMAO! Where does she get this stuff?
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Me: what shall we have for dinner?
Leigha: two breads, square cheese and circle meat
Kaiti: Thats a hangaburger
Leigha: thats what I said!
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Kaiti: I dont know the words to this song but I can do this! *bangs head* SOOOOOOO my child!
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